This week has been the worst.
It was so bad we attempted to trip on a bottle of the wrong kind of 'Tussin. Free wine from people who felt bad for me, and I wasn't even pandering. A re-definition of "life sucks".

But hey, guess what, I'm still here, you're still here. Nobody died. And maybe in the future, I'll be able to see that I'm better than I was. You know, maybe.